Last I checked, “lettuce shoes” were not part of the official BK dress code.
“Piss Olympics” must be on the secret Taco bell menu.
Note to self: skip Subway for a while.
You had one job…
Conspiracy Club
“We believe that maybe Allah used those sightings to open our eyes to see how Jinns (spirits) live in their own world. Allah is great, and there is nothing He cannot do on earth.When questioned with whether the village had made a formal complaint or report to the local authorities, the Imam said they did not see the necessity of reporting this event, as the flying object neither harmed nor injured anyone, and they were all convinced it was definitely a positive visitation and NOT a negative one!
“Exactly two weeks after appearing in our village, that flying object visited again at the same exact time, and stayed in the sky roving around the village for almost an hour before it went away. We are happy because it shows we are special village; other towns around were not even given that privilege.”
“There are unseen creatures that we share this Earth with. They do not come from other planets. They have been called many names: Aliens, Spirits, Etherians, Ultraterrestrials, and more. In the Koran they are called the Jinn. Information about Jinn reads like a textbook description of UFO and other paranormal phenomena.
“The Jinn are beings with free will, living on Earth in a world parallel to mankind. The Arabic word means “to conceal”. They appear to include juvenile pranksters as well as powerful superior beings with an agenda we do not understand. They have influenced mankind’s religious and cultural beliefs from antiquity to the present. “Jinn can create UFOs, hallucinations, psychokinetic effects, cattle mutilations, crop circles, apparitions and other paranormal phenomenon.”
“When I heard the news I first thought it was a practical joke, or a wild rumour circulated by people, because at that time we were under attack by hoodlums whom we could not ascertain whether they were Boko Haram or just armed robbers. We were under immense pressure. But the supernatural sighting in Dulali was a special one, a one in a life time experience, even for me as a politician. I planned to set up a thorough investigative committee on the incident but my hands were tied at that time.”
“Look, you can’t change a pedophile’s sexual-orientation, and that’s what it is, an orientation, any more than you can a homo or heterosexual’s,” Dobson told Christian Family Daily. “You can try to get a pedophile to refrain from touching kids — and that sometimes works — but these people desire children and that desire is deep inside their genes. So why try to fix something unfixable?”
“I’m going to attempt to get a government grant to offset startup costs to keep the price of the dolls low, so we can get a child s*ex doll into the bed of every pedophile in America. This is also a great business opportunity for me because pedophile numbers are increasing. It’s a huge, growing market that nobody has tapped.”Dobson’s company will have three basic models to begin, but eventually plans to let customers have some options ranging from choosing the doll’s color of eyes and hair to letting customers select body types: chubby, skinny, tall, short. Dobson said he is even considering adding buttons users can push that will make the child cry or laugh.
“Most pedophiles know what they’re doing is wrong,” Dobson said. “They don’t want to do it [molest a child] and get caught and go to prison. So let’s give them a healthy alternative so they won’t feel the need to touch our living, breathing children.”
At the end of the Great Prayer Meeting, I climbed the Da-luo Peak, where I paid reverence to the ‘wisdom lamps’ said to appear there. I saw nothing the first night but on the second, I saw a great ball of light flying from the Northern to the Central Peak, where it came down, splitting a short while later into over ten balls of different sizes. The same night, I saw on the Central Peak three balls of light flying up and down in the air and on the Northern Peak, four balls of light which varied in size.
On the tenth day of the seventh month I paid reverence and offered thanks to Manjusri Bodhisattva and then descended the Mountain. From Huayan Peak I walked northwards and arrived at Da-ying, south of Hun-yuan, where I visited the Northern Peak of Mount Heng which I climbed by way of Hu-feng Pass. There, I saw a stone arch with the inscription, ‘The First Mountain of the Northern Regions’. When I arrived at the temple, I saw a flight of steps which was so high that it seemed to lead to heaven, and a forest of stone tablets and arches. I made an offering of incense and descended the mountain..
“She’d wake feeling hot and shaken. No matter where she moved the doll to in her home, the nightmares persisted. In September she became quite ill with a fever and began suffering hallucinations. When she recovered, she saw no other option but to get rid of the doll as she was convinced it was at the center of all that had been happening.”
“If I had to guess, I’d say close to 80 people have came forward with experiences. One lady said that when she opened a photograph of Peggy, her computer froze on the picture and the room went cold.
“She then said she felt someone in the room with her and could hear them moving around. She was messaging me at the time via Facebook asking me to quickly advise her on what to do.
“I took Peggy down into an isolation area and requested that she cease her tormenting. Apparently everything returned to normal.”
“A lot of people, including two mediums, have said they feel she has links to the Holocaust and was possibly Jewish. We have conducted automatic writing sessions with her in which the words ‘star’ and the name ‘David’ came up, so there is possibly a link there.”